So you wish to contact me, eh? Well, suffice it to say that I live on an island which can only be found by those who already know where it is. That said, if you’d like to contact me via the magic of this here Inter-Web-Netty thingy, you can do so via Telegram Messenger. You can reach me there at @N4OSX.
If you prefer good ol’ fashioned e-mail, you can reach me at firstname.lastname@example.org.